Michael's many words...

"a go a catch a bunny"

at lunch, drinking his orange juice
M: Mitenal drinking glass a wine.
Grandpa: Did you say 'mine'? Is that your your glass?
M: No, wine.  Drinking wine.
later that day, referring to my glass of water
M: Mama glass a water? A wine?
Me: No, it's just water.
M: Mama have glass a wine.
I have no idea where he ever even heard that word... no idea at all...

eating dinner together:
M: What happen Mama?
Me: Nothing Michael, we're just eating dinner.
M: What happen there? pointing at my face
Me: What happened to my face?
M: No, chin.  Whackamooolee on chin!
Me: I have guacamole on my chin?
M: Yeah.
I didn't, but I wiped my face anyway... if he's going to be concerned about anyone's face in this family I don't think it should be mine...

an older kid at the playground: What's your name?
M: two
Me: No, that's your age.  What's your name?  Who are you?
M: two a half

checker at Costco: How old are you?
M: Mitenal.
we're working on it